Matt and Kim – Lessons Learned [Cellphone Parody]

I copied that Matt and Kim video….kind of…

1 comment April 27th, 2009 Logrithmic

Matt and Kim – “Lessons Learned”

Dope song and DOPE VIDEO!

Nice.

Add comment April 18th, 2009 Logrithmic

“I’ve been waiting for 5 minutes! This is unacceptable!”

Today, I was peer-pressured into going to Burger King. Whatever. Twice a year is a lot. I mean, hey, they DO have salads and apples and…water. Don’t make me post up my BMI and cholestrol to son all of you veegs!

So, I’m at Burger King on line waiting for my food to come and the late-forty-something-year-old Newark woman in front of me screams at her server, “I’ve been waiting for 5 minutes! This is unacceptable!” and proceeds towards the exit. As a joke, my friend mutters “Are we going to get shot now?”. Apparently, the woman had been waiting for too long for her food to come.

Not to sound too much like Louis C.K. but really lady? Really? Five minutes is too long for your obese self to wait for a ground up cooked piece of a cow? Fast food isn’t fast enough for you? Do you know how long this would have taken to create this meal just 100 years ago? You would have to murder a 1400 pound animal, bake bread and grow crop in order to get beef on a bun with lettuce and tomato. Forget about cheese and mystery sauces. Five minutes is too long for you?! Where the HELL are you going that five minutes is too long to wait for a damn Whopper? Seriously lady, in this giant picture of wrongness, you ARE what is wrong with humans.

To lessen the value of my rant, here’s Louis CK talking about these same people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus”

Thank you.

1 comment April 17th, 2009 Logrithmic

Dollar Van Demos

Dollar Van Demos is exactly what it says…people performing in a Dollar Van.

ZEPS – DOLLAR VAN DEMOS

The song is called “Every Song I Do”

ZEPS – Myspace
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Add comment April 17th, 2009 Logrithmic

Poison Pen and PackFM cover Biggie and Pac famous “Freestyle”

QN5 kid…

4 comments April 10th, 2009 Logrithmic

Idiot Spends All Day Surfing The Internet For Stupid Articles to Post on Facebook

NEW YORK, NY-For nearly 2 years, area man Christopher Camp, 26, has posted articles on his Facebook account. “It started with articles here and there that I thought were funny, and that my family and friends might enjoy,” Camp said regarding his posting beginnings. “After a while I found myself actually seeking out the most disgusting vile shit to share.”

Camp, once a healthy athletic human being, has fallen into a routine of scouring all forms of media every day in search of items to share. As an audio engineer, Camp has ample time between tasks to browse for stories. “This phenomenon isn’t a new thing,” says Camp. In 2007, Streamy.com launched a service where people connect by sharing items via their RSS feed tastes. “I’ve used Streamy…and FriendFeed,” says Camp, “and they’re great but no one uses them shits. People use Facebook.” As of this article, Streamy is still in beta mode.

When asked about USA Today’s announcement to retire, Camp said, “A lot more people read my posts than you would think. I’m better than your newspaper.” The print and publishing sector on the New York Stock exchange is down 30 percent since January.

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April fools.

8 comments April 1st, 2009 Logrithmic