Brotha Afron Speaks

Religion - 01/17/04
He Fell Off - 12/29/02
Message - 12/29/02
Dick Riding - 12/29/02
Biting - 01/28/02
Videos - 12/02/01


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Peace Gods,

This is the infamous Brother Afron finally coming at you. I figured it'd be best if I let the readers of this column know what they're in for. So here it is:

Essentially I'm here to be the lone shadow in the world of light. "What the hell does that psuedo-poetic shit mean," you ask? It means that you sheep are running around thinking everything's all good, and you need me to point out the shit that doesn't register to you. Pretty arrogant, isn't it. Trust me, that ain't even the beginning.

I will offend mad peeps out there. Probably mostly white Internet thugs, but hey, I gotta start somewhere. Hopefully I'll be ill enough to get on the FBI most wanted list. If I can't achieve that I'd just settle for Jerry Falwell declaring me the official Antichrist (trust me, a brotha got plans). Either way, some topics I'll be hitting on are music, women (rather what the hell is wrong with them), America, television, movies, homosexuals, music, marriage, relationships, our dumb ass president, the reason you should all worship me, and more music. So buckle your seatbelts, 'cause I'm about to shake up your world like I was rocking a turban.

Peace.

Brother Afron
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Religion - 01/17/04
He Fell Off - 12/29/02
Message - 12/29/02
Dick Riding - 12/29/02
Biting - 01/28/02
Videos - 12/02/01


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